Life Plan

voldy92:

my concept of the progression of time stopped in like 2000

like when I see a movie that was filmed in 1995 I’m like oh that was only like 5 years ago

then I realize it was actually 17

(via linneaclare)

So we responded to a housing ad a few days ago that sounded really great. It’s a couple willing to rent their extra bedroom to another couple, which is sort of hard to find. In the ad they mentioned that they’d like to have really open-minded roommates because they live what you’d call an “alternative” lifestyle.

I read this and was like, sweet, these people are a little weird and they want to feel comfortable in their home. That’s how we are too. So I wrote them and they responded right away, saying our email really stood out and we sounded cool.

Didn’t realize until just now that “alternative” = swingers.

Not that that’s a bad thing, I truly don’t care… just, wow. Completely missed that. Truly an inexperienced Midwestern girl over here.

Awkward.

tuesdaysuit / sirlestrange:

You should too, tbh.

Try it out here.

It’s incredibly accurate.

Incredibly accurate is a motherfucking understatement.

I like to take these tests but normally don’t post the results because let’s be real, who reads them? But this one… I need it here, if only to explain to interested parties (or my future self) how things are for me right now.

At this particular time you are feeling the results of extreme stress and you are seeking a ‘way out’ but you are pushing too hard.

Obviously you need peace, tranquility and contentment. Your temperament is such that you are hoping, unrealistically perhaps, that your desires will shortly be fulfilled(even if at this time you are not quite sure what those true aspirations may be!).

You are finding the present situation extremely demanding and you’re having difficulty coping with it. A great deal of strain is involved and you would really like everyone and everything to leave you alone for a while, just so that you can put everything into perspective.

Conditions are rather confusing at this time. You would like to involved with a particular person or a particular situation but you are holding back. You find it difficult to make a decision.

All of the stress and strains resulting from disappointment have led to agitation and anxiety. You have been going out of your way to make a good impression, but you have reservations as to the likelihood of succeeding.

You feel that you have a right to accomplish all that you set your mind on but you have become helpless and distressed when circumstances have gone against you. The idea of failure is most upsetting and this can even mean utter dejection.

You see yourself as a scapegoat and you feel everyone in your sphere of influence has tried to take undue advantage of you. You are trying to convince yourself that your failure to achieve standing and recognition is not of your making but indeed of those around you.

Since in the recent past all of your hopes and aspirations have been denied you, you are now convinced that the future will hold nothing but anxiety so therefore ‘why bother?’

You would love to get away from it all, to escape from the trials and tribulations of this mundane existence and fall into a peaceful and harmonious relationship, which will protect you from the lack of appreciation and give you the chance to start afresh.

Colors, man. Colors. 

(via curious-earth)

lemon-difficult:

I don’t think I will ever be happy in a job for more than a year. I’ve been thinking a lot about that. The same thing happens with people. I only have one friend that I’ve been friends with since childhood that I still consider a good friend. I don’t talk to the people I spent time with in high school on any sort of regular basis. The people I was close with a year ago are, for the most part, not the same people I’m close with now. I get bored. I move on. I change. They change. Everything is transient and I wonder if I’ll ever have long-term consistency in life. I wonder if I’ll ever want it.

am I now the only person without a queen size mattress?

is mistaking Star Crunch crumbs for flecks of weed.

(via gadgetry)

You know you’re a mess when your partner has to free you from your own pants

is this PMS or just my quarter-life crisis rearing its ugly head?